New research establishes Franklin still dead

The headline says the Sir John Franklin mystery is now unravelled.  But it turns out merely that one of his dead guys is really one of his other dead guys.  Nice of science to clear that up for us.

Is it Chris Rock who has the concert routine where he suddenly says, "All you brothers chill a moment.  I got a message just for the white folks in the audience tonight. [Long pause.] Elvis is DEAD, man!"

Franklin is dead, man.

(Julius Payer photo from National Post]